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Dear e-diary
I am approaching my one month anniversary of being sick. I went to the chemist today and they suggested I drink water. After that I'm thinking of a career change. I mean if being a chemist is as easy as saying to people "mmm I think you should drink more water" then sign me up bro. Only drawback I can see is being around sick people all day.

Come to think of it, what do doctors do when they are sick? do they write themselves a certificate and perscription and go get plenty of rest and drink lots of water? What if they chuck a sickie? Would they get sprung because all their collegues would be experts in finding out whether you are really sick? Or would they be great at faking symptoms exactly?

Come to think of it, what about all the other professions in the world? What happens if you want to sue your lawyer? Do hairdressers cut their own hair? What does a hitman do if he wants someone killed? Can a minister perform his own marriage? Do those guys that wash windows at intersections jump out and wash their own windows when THEY pull up to an intersection? Do they even own cars?

It is a mystery.

posted by hunt @ 6:28 PM