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BRING BACK MY BOOST JUICE DISCOUNT CARD!
As some of you may know, about 2 weeks ago, in the frantic hustle and bustle of london's heathrow airport, my wallet was lifted from my pocket by a thief, and I have not been able to reclaim any of the goods that were within. Now I am a reasonable man by most measures, and I don't ask for much... but I don't think it is too much to ask to request, nay, demand for

my boost juice 10% discount card back!

To whoever stole my wallet, I recognise you must be a desperate person, hey, you probably have a wife and kids to feed with the proceeds of my generous lack of caution with regards to my personal belongings, but honestly, what the HELL are you going to do with the boost juice discount card that I cherish so much? Do they even have boost juice in london? I didn't see any! And how do you know that if they do open up there that their discount scheme will be an international affair?

So please, give peace a chance and return my card to the address on the license in the wallet.

posted by hunt @ 7:51 PM