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My life that never was...
I saw a dead cat on the way to work today, and I was going to start a mediocre punk/pop band, and write a crappy song about the cat, then follow it up with an equally sub standard album, then try to look as much like a girl as possible and fade into obscurity only to release several token money making albums at the most cost effective rate possible, and eventually do B-grade gigs like the opening of balmain warf etc. It would have been so sweet! but alas I only saw one dead cat, and it didn't seem like enough to write a song about. Maybe if I'd seen like three times that many, then it would be interesting enough to live my soiled life that never was as an overrated australian punk/pop singer with sexual identity problems.

posted by hunt @ 4:38 PM